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Week 19 Scramble Format

  • Standard Scramble Format (50%, 4 Votes)
  • 3 Club Scramble (50%, 4 Votes)
  • Alternate Shot (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 3 Club Scramble with alternate shot (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 8

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When Duffs Cry : Week 2, Take 2

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This week's sheet is attached

Look's a lot like last week's, except we'll be on the back this week.
. . . and TUG has been replaced by Bob Hornok (welcome back Bob!)

I have game fees from last week for :
  • Rob Wolk
  • Tom Walsh
  • Nir Saar
  • Jerry Durst
  • Mike Mares
  • Jim Stark
  • Joe Mares
The rest of you need to bring your wallets (or envelopes with previous winnings) this week if you want in.

I know Nir won't be there this week – please advise if anybody else won't be there and we'll put the word out for subs.

When Duffs Cry : Week 2 – - Elliot Rules

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This week's sheet is attached.

Let's hope we all golf better than we did last week.
Except for Elliot that is.

I still need to set beginning handicaps for both Mark & Jim.

As always, please advise if you're going to be absent so we can line up some subs.

See you tomorrow.

When Duffs Cry: And Then There Was Eleven . . .

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Tomorrow is the first day of the golf league and it seems our ranks have shrunken a little.

Allen Quail is not able to join us this year ("I expected a little more from a varsity letterman" – Richard Vernon)

So if anybody knows of anybody interested in a golf league at this late date please, let them know.
We're chasing one, but not sure if we'll land him . . .
Otherwise we can see if Rackham can fill the spot or invite TUG back for another year.

Speaking of Rackham, for those of you who haven't paid yet, please allow yourselves enough time to settle your business before hand.
If you have paid, but not able to make it tomorrow please let me know and we'll try to find you a sub.

This week's sheet is attached.
Please note: we start on the back nine.

Not that any of this matters, we're gonna get rained out anyways . . . 

When Duffs Cry : Halfway There!

No, not halfway to the start of the golf league . . . that's a relative measurement, I am not even sure how you would even measure that.

No, we are halfway there in having our 12 members paid up, according to Jim @ Rackham.
I feel like Santa – I know who's been naughty and who's been nice . . . 

Obviously you'll need to be paid in full ($400) before you start on May 2nd.

Here's my concern: if you are on the fence as to whether or not you are golfing this year, May 2nd is the worst time to tell me.
In particular since we have someone else who is interested in being in the league this year.
So if you are leaning towards not golfing, please let me know now so we can sign up the mystery golfer.

Otherwise, we'll see you all on the 2nd.

When Duffs Cry : We Have A Champion!

First off – a formal congratulations to last years champion – Allen Quail. (Hopefully Rob gave you your winnings from last year!)
Also to our two special award recipients from last year: The Batesville Casket Dead Putter Award: Scott Germansky and the Sandtasik Products Sandbagger of The Year: Elliot Foon

Also wanted to thank you all for the Commissioner shirt presented to me at DuffStock last year. I had a chance to wear in down in Tuscon last weekend and, while it looked good, it didn't improve my golf game any!

The money for 2012 golf league is due to Rackham by 03.09.12 (short notice, I know – I've been busy)
Same as last year – 20 weeks @ $20.00 per week = $400.00

Since he wasn't able to offer us the voucher deal (see attached email thread), Jim from Rackham did offer a discount on our cart rentals this year – when two people rent a cart, it will be at half price.

The first week of golf, right now, is scheduled for April 25th. We can probably push that back to May 2nd, if need be – just let me know so we can inform Rackham. Bear in mind however, that with the 4th falling on a Wednesday this year, without rainouts, we are already scheduled to end on September 12th.

So please let me know if you are in or not for this year so we (Jeff) can start looking for your replacement, not that you can be replaced. There are, however, a lot of fools out there with $400. The casino is full of them.

Now back to my regularly scheduled Words With Friends beat down by Jeff . . .  

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When Duff’s Cry : Championship Week !

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Good morning;

This week's sheet is attached.
Would prefer to actually go out in the order listed on the sheet . . . builds drama for the final match

Please advise if you are not going to be there so I can find a sub and shuffle the lineup accordingly.
I assume Jerry will be there in Scott's stead.

Prize envelopes will be handed out at DuffStock '11 at Jeff's house after the round.
If you haven't already please give Jeff a head count . . . 

See you tonight

When Duffs Cry : The High Holy Days

Reminder – we don't golf today – it's Rosh Hashanah.
Why you need a day off to celebrate a bad 50's Doo-Wop group, I'll never know (roll it around for a minute, it'll come to you)

We do golf next week, however – championship week!

I've done the math – yes, Allen can be toppled.
It isn't likely, but then again, who thought Bill would topple Mike last year?
(Sorry Bro – can't hide from the relevant reference)
Elliot needs to take 32 of the 48 points to squeak by Allen.
In fact, nobody still eligible is out of the money, but only Allen, Elliot and Scott have a chance at the top slot

The prize envelopes have been printed
$405 total in funds, less $40 championship shirt allowance – total of $365
1st place : $219.00
2nd place : $91.25
3rd place : $36.50
4th place : $18.25

Also, immediately following next week's round DuffStock '11 will commence.
Yasgur's Farm was booked so we are having it at Johnston Acres:

Only $5.00 per head, considerably cheaper that the $8.00 they charged Woodstock '69.
Probably be a lot less naked chicks in the mud however.

Still working on the bad 50's Doo Wop reference? Sha Na Na . . . sucks when you have to explain it . . . 

When Duffs Cry : Edge of Seventeen (Just Like the White Winged Duff)

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This week's sheet is attached

I show it should be partly sunny and 70 degrees so Gramps will be there for Scott Germansky.
Please advise if anybody else is not able to make it.

Speaking of Scott Germansky, a copy of his reprimand from Rackham is available on the website for those who may have missed it.
Hopefully the video will be forthcoming as well.

Scheduling note: the last week of golf has been postponed from September 28th to October 5th in deference to Rosh Hashanah.

Seriously – New Years in September? Is this some Kwanzaa thing?
I was hoping to see John Hiatt in Ann Arbor on the 5th but now I can't.
I'll tell you what, I'll give you 10 days to feel bad about it and then you can call me and apologize.

The Germansky Incident

For those who may have missed it . . . hopefully video to follow

When Duffs Cry : Week Five Teen

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Good morning;

This week's sheet sheet is attached.

Haven't heard that anyone is going to be AWOL yet – please advise otherwise.
Get there early if you want to be in George "The Ice Cream Man" Johnston's group.